You know you're sleep deprived when...
You need more food: you make a beeline for the carbs at every opportunity: studies on rats showed that the sleep-deprived ones ate larger helpings of food and became obese.
You feel cold: Your bedtime apparel consists of flannel pajamas, socks, vest and heaps of duvets. If you look at your husband he's wearing nothing at all and has thrown the covers off.
You can't think straight. Where did that baby go? I'm sure there was one here a minute ago.
Your mouth is one big yawn. I think my jaw's about to dislocate.
You become 'incapable of putting an emotional event into the proper perspective' - but the commercial was so sad (sob sob)!
You get irritable. I said pass the muslin! Now!
Still, when it's really getting to you consider that the world record for not sleeping is 11 days. Yawn.
You need more food: you make a beeline for the carbs at every opportunity: studies on rats showed that the sleep-deprived ones ate larger helpings of food and became obese.
You feel cold: Your bedtime apparel consists of flannel pajamas, socks, vest and heaps of duvets. If you look at your husband he's wearing nothing at all and has thrown the covers off.
You can't think straight. Where did that baby go? I'm sure there was one here a minute ago.
Your mouth is one big yawn. I think my jaw's about to dislocate.
You become 'incapable of putting an emotional event into the proper perspective' - but the commercial was so sad (sob sob)!
You get irritable. I said pass the muslin! Now!
Still, when it's really getting to you consider that the world record for not sleeping is 11 days. Yawn.
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